Election

There's an election tonight. No excitement yet.

Blair, Michael, and Lexie won.

AND IT'S THE HIGHEST TURNOUT OF ALL TIME OH MAH GOD

Miel

In light of the Tiger Woods controversy, Miel has been shown as a spy from Coulter. She's a dual citizen. It's all so crazy. AHHHH

STATEMENTS

Treasurer Statements:

Michael: He has three boring points or some crap. He has a plan but nobody really read about it. Also, there will be Nigerians. None of this really sounds right. Apparently Mr. Moore withdrew, but not really? Michael is citing Catch 22 and crap. Apparently Thomas is dead, he died years ago in England. YEAH MICHAEL MADE THE THOMAS MORE JOKE

Thomas: He has nothing to say. Michael was a good campaigner. Michael wanted it more. Hmmm.

Secretarial Statements:

Nicholas: He is saying some boring things about his personal history. Blair says he's unexperienced but so was Obama or something. He needs Lexie to read his statements about Blair. THIS IS ALL SO DAMNING.

Eli: Will bring the troops home.

Blair: She's at a loss for words when she looks at her fine constituents. Also, the things Nicholas said were not real. Though she does occasionally yell at small children.

Presidential Statements:

Dorian: Is running for president.

Lexie: Lexie is happy that she's president. YAY! Hopefully you approve of her. If you don't then FIGHT HER

End of an Era

The final Mickey treasurer report just happened. End of a friggin' era.

FELIPE DIDN'T GO TO IHC and...

And Nicholas made a kitchen list host! He even raised his hand! He's trying to show he has what it take to be our secretary. Nicholas is also trying to show how responsible he is by planning on cleaning the fridge!

Watch out Secretary Thornburgh.

Felipe Being Disruptive

FELIPE IS BEING DISRUPTIVE. WRITE SOMEBODY IN INSTEAD OF VOTING FOR HIM!!!!