Talking About Things

We're talking about non-election things. BORING!!!!!! Also, don't go to our competitor vincenthouserection.blogspot.com. BUT... we're still getting updates on VP Cocco's connection to the mysterious Tiger Woods accident.

We'll update you when something interesting happens.

First Election of the Year

IT BEGINS TONIGHT! Everyone come and vote. We need to get the youth out!

Presidents

Elaine doesn't want to be president. She says don't vote for her.

Tyler is speaking on behalf of David. He says the funding thing was only for personal gain. He'll bring reasoned discourse and learning.

Eli is running but endorses Lexie.

Lexie says its been really fun "doing meetings and stuff... and I like you guys".

TIME TO VOTE!

Vice President

Felipe says they got stuff done. He pretty much always went to IHC. The funding thing got through. And he still endorses Lexie. But he said her last name wrong.

Sunshine is not in the house. She's shoring up political support in DC.

Treasurer

Mickey is still the only one running. He says it has been a pleasure being treasurer and that we're good at paying dues and collecting money. Time for another quarter!

Secretary Statements

Abe is standing but not talking. He wants to thank us for being here and he's talking about something and it doesn't really make a lot of sense.

Blair didn't prepare a speech. What the hell? She's going to disavow any rumors from campaign updates.

Eli is running but he endorses Blair.

IM Rep Statements

Dorian: Who the hell nominated me? Vote for Tara!

That's an official endorsement!

Tara: Who nominated me?

Liat nominated both of them. And Elaine for president. She's crazy. None of the reps really wanna make statements.